| Name: | Matthew Smith |
| Hometown: | Brooklyn, NY |
| Position: | flubbing a forehand |
| Nickname: | The Man with Three Arms |
| Vitals: | ?? |
| Teams: | Lights Out!, Fall League 03 worst.team.ever |
| Favorite Movie: | repo man, i suppose. |
| Other Activities: | talking loudly. |
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photos: Ollie Brock