| Name: | Xian Schwoerke |
| Hometown: | Durham |
| Position: | When not moving, supine |
| Nickname: | X |
| Vitals: | Yep, still alive |
| Teams: | RATS Lucky Pierre Flatball Nation Cranky Plonkers SugarBuzz Olio 16 years of Winter League |
| Favorite Movie: | a favorite is Pennies from Heaven |
| Other Activities: | huh? |
| Email: | schwoerkec@yahoo.com |
| Links: | tfda.org |
photos: Samuel Adams